Brugere ....

And some are. Reminds me of my favorite Bill Hancock story. He was manning
the help desk one day, and the phone rang :

Bill : "Hello, Help Desk"
User : (Gruffly) "Cursor's broke!"
Bill : "Beg your pardon?"
User : "Cursor's broke on my VT220 computer."
Bill : "Um, a VT220 is a terminal, not a computer, it's..."
User : "It *SAYS* VT220 right on the front!"
Bill : "OK, whatever. What's the problem?"
User : "There's no cursor on the screen"
Bill : "Are you sure it's plugged in?"
User : "Of course I'm sure. What do you think I am, some kind of idiot?"

Bill : (Using all the restraint he can muster) No, of course not. OK, here's
what I want you to do. Sometimes the polarity gets reversed on those
VT220 computers. So, I want you to unplug it from the outlet, turn
the plug around, and plug it back in" (knowing full well that it's a
grounded plug and can only be plugged in one way, of course)

User : "OK, let me put the phone down". (Klunk. Step, step, step, step as
he walks across the room. Silence. Then a faraway-sounding, whiny
"b-e-e-e-e-p". Step, step, step, step). "OK, polarity reversed and
the VT220 computer's working fine now!

When working as a computer consultant in college, a co-worker and I were playing around with the NETSEND command in Windows NT. At one point he accidentally sent a message to all the NTs in the lab that said, "Can you see me?" Shortly thereafter, a girl came to our station looking perturbed.

Girl: "Um, my computer is talking to me. It's asking if I can see it."
Co-Worker: "Can you see it?"
Girl: "Yes."
Co-Worker: "Click OK."

We laughed for a good fifteen minutes after that.